What if I do something wrong?
Here we talk casual wear, not national dress. Accordingly you can and should forget about most and often rigid rules, apart from a general proper appearance.
And honestly, how likely is it that you shall ever meet an “expert”? And should you, how likely do you think it is, that this person should be impolite enough to blame you?
No doubt, your biggest concern is the risk of exposing yourself. Below different situations are described and the degree of danger is illustrated by traffic sign colours.
Staircases and escalators
Probably this is what you might fear the most. But don’t worry too much. An exposure would require a staircase being as steep as ladder - and that someone was climbing up directly under you – or a nasty person with a selfie stick. Also, in most situations there shall probably be a deep shadow under your kilt.
Not even Photoshop should be of any help here.
It does take more than a little breeze to really lift your kilt, but the wind should not be totally neglected. On your front the sporran will in practically all situations give you the needed protection. The back of your kilt is more problematic. Holding your hands discretely as far down your sides as possible will prevent it from being around your ears, but a strong wind might nevertheless make it go up. In most cases, however, it is just a question of a second or two before it is safe down again, hardly enough for anybody to really recognize what is under your kilt.
And should somebody have a look to black briefs or the like, it is not that big deal after all.
If not wearing any? Well, humiliating and embarrassing, of course, but in liberal Western European countries, and if you obviously are not deliberately exposing yourself, hardly anyone should be too much shocked. After all, it is a kilt, isn't it? Point.
A shoulder bag (photo bag, computer bag or messenger bag) can be helpful when really windy. Make the strap as long as possible and have the bag cover the back of your kilt as far as it goes.
By the way, how often have you seen what woman are wearing under their often very short skirts? Don’t be too concerned about wind.
Living in a country where most days are windy I can say that wind is a minor problem. But your kilt can
go up. Also more than shown in this picture. Just be a little careful.
Well, take a little care.
Sitting and sitting down
One of the advantages wearing trousers is that you can sit and sit down without taking any care. With a skirted garment it is not that simple.
Women seem per instinct to know how to sit in a skirt – even if they are seldom wearing one. With a kilt it is the same, but we men don’t have the instinct feeling of how to do.
When you sit down, smooth the pleats of the kilt beneath you to prevent it from twinkling but foremost to secure that you are sitting on the fabric, not directly on the chair.
When sitting, keep at all times your legs together; you should never spread them. If you do, make sure the apron of your kilt is between your legs.
Sitting with crossed legs is possible, but then better cross your ankles than your thighs. Especially when changing position pay a little bit attention.
Come in mind that people might be focused on your legs (in restaurants, on benches in parks etc.). Because of your kilt.
By far the most dangerous situations
Picking up something
You have dropped something which you'll pick up or you are going to tie your shoelaces or you are about to take a product from the lowest shelf in the super market: ALWAYS bend your knees and keep your back straight. Never ever just bend over!
Never bend over when in a kilt!
You have seen something interesting, could be in the water when you are standing on a bridge, or you are looking down from a tower. Never lean forward when in a kilt.
Never lean forward when in a kilt!
Keep in mind; red spots are only available and helpful on your computer. In nature and in the city you are on your own!
People with selfie sticks
Earlier kilted soldiers could be checked for forbidden underwear by means of a mirror on a stick. Today it is possible with a smart phone on a selfie stick. Or just the phone. The problem is real. "Upskirting", as it is called, has since 2010 been illegal in Scotland and so it is or is about to be in other countries as well.
Well, in these Corona times, it is pretty unlikely. But normal life shall come back. Now, should some pervert be able to take a picture of you from below, the picture should most likely be bad due to lack of light. And your face could not possible be in the same picture.
Self-confidence is extremely important. If you don't have it, build it up; make a plan for when and where and for how long to be out in public the first time. And stick to it. In public
could be defined as being in the open, on a not too deserted place, or in a neighbour city. In the streets, in museums, at restaurants, in shops, and in public transportation.
Regarding duration, make it hours, not just a few minutes from leaving your car till being back. And be prepared to answer, if being asked questions or when meeting someone who knows you.
Soon you’ll get accustomed to being kilted. Some people shall give you a second glance. Not because they do no like your kilt, but because it is different. After a few hours you probably should not want to wear pants again. Here you must be man enough, however. You cannot wear a kilt all the time.
But be aware that a never-ending addiction might have just started.